Conversation (stop laughing!)

Today, I was playing Manhunt with some people from other classes. While I was standing behind a tree in the Nook, Antpelt came over (grr!) and started talking.
It went a little something like this:

A: What are you playing?
Me: Manhunt.
A: With who.
Me: I don't know. Well, I know Melody and her friend, and Amanda (these two are also code names), but I don't know anyone else. So basically I don't know who I should be running from.
A: Can I play?
Me: *shrug* Ask Melody.
A: ...Naww, I don't think she'd let me play.
Me: *deliberately looking out from the tree as though to look for unknown pursuers* Why not... (no question toning here)
A: Well, she started that whole rumor about Stephen and me.
Me: *inner yuk face* Uh huh.
A: I don't even like Stephen.
Me: *turning around and giving him a weird look.*(about to ask what kind of "like" he meant.)
A: I mean, in third grade or so we used to be friends but now, he's not that nice anymore.
Me: (wanting to taint my words with sarcasm, but deciding against it) Why ever not?
A: Well, where do I start?(trying to be cool and sarcastic.) He starts teasing me. He takes my things. (etc etc etc. blah blah.)
Me: Maybe he was just playing. Teasing.
A: *attempting to make a "yeah right" pffff sound*
Me: *pretends to constrict with panic, and runs to next child evergreen tree.*

Seriously! Stop laughing!!! It is not funny!